• satan: let there be wifi passwords
  • satan: let there be calories
  • satan: let there be post limit
  • satan: let there be swag

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kr4zyy:

Zac Efron DIVA

shoutout to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever

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dontbelievethefools:

discoveringdaniel:

appleznbananaz:

panoramiccc:

pobody:

reality check in science class



Wow fuck you science class

wh-what?


why is pet rock an answer
seriously
why

I think I’m just going to walk up to the highway, slash a hot person’s tires, and chase them to my basement screaming LOVE ME at the top of my lungs.

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cpcoulter:



YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
HEY


…guess I know what carol I’m singing for my December wave.
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